Tuesday, October 31, 2006
Multi-Function Nail?
So if we are going to start listing some of the "disgusting" habits..men love to keep on..
i have one that really annoys me..
The "long nail" syndrome!
Ehew!
Why is it that some men..love to keep their smallest finger nail..proudly..long? and sometimes they leave it to reach the height of its perceding finger?
WHYYYYYY?
and of course, being manly enough..they leave it unclean and untrimmed!
why is it that they have to keep on hand a multi function device..let it be to sractch their ears or screw an iron nail?
WHYYYYYYY?
any one knows?!
i have one that really annoys me..
The "long nail" syndrome!
Ehew!
Why is it that some men..love to keep their smallest finger nail..proudly..long? and sometimes they leave it to reach the height of its perceding finger?
WHYYYYYY?
and of course, being manly enough..they leave it unclean and untrimmed!
why is it that they have to keep on hand a multi function device..let it be to sractch their ears or screw an iron nail?
WHYYYYYYY?
any one knows?!
Going Downtown
Men in Egypt have taken the phrase "Going downtown" to an entirely new level. It is customary (in light of our very very democratic state's perpetual state of emergency) for there to be Central Security (Amn Markazy) vehicles parked all around Tahrir square in order to crowd already crowded streets and to help control riots and the like (god forbid the new generation found its political voice or something). At least that's their declared purpose, but given that we don't really have riots every day they've found a new sport to entertain themselves.....US.
Anyone working in Tahrir will totally understand, parking is a hassle and then there is the much dreaded walk to the office. I must have done something really heinous as a child because I am certainly being avenged against. I have to walk by 6 cars of Central Security Soldiers to get to my office building. I'm a conservative dresser (not that that's a criteria in their eyes) but during those cursed moments I pass by their vehicle I manage to extract all kinds of comments, whistling, cursing, passes, hit-ons and god knows what else.
I mean COME ON. You are there for my protection!!! What have you left for the professional pervert out there???? GOOD GOD people... GET A LIFE!
Anyone working in Tahrir will totally understand, parking is a hassle and then there is the much dreaded walk to the office. I must have done something really heinous as a child because I am certainly being avenged against. I have to walk by 6 cars of Central Security Soldiers to get to my office building. I'm a conservative dresser (not that that's a criteria in their eyes) but during those cursed moments I pass by their vehicle I manage to extract all kinds of comments, whistling, cursing, passes, hit-ons and god knows what else.
I mean COME ON. You are there for my protection!!! What have you left for the professional pervert out there???? GOOD GOD people... GET A LIFE!
Scratch-No-More
At last it has been reported that Men ARE from Mars & Women are normal!Men who somehow think that they are "allowed" to be utterly disgusting sometimes..do just that. They scratch in areas that are obviously private (except at nudity beaches..duh)..areas that the only other males scratch publicly are monkeys! (I've seen a chimpanzy in Giza Zoo do just that while 3 kids watched..maybe they were learning how it's done!)
Anyway, I don't mean to be digusting myself, but someone really has to tell Egyptian men that this jungle attitude is not aceptable.. Hey women don't do it! That means they are "scratch-less"? No. They just care enough not to digust fellow citizens.
